15 things i say too often

to correspond with the 15 things you'll never hear me say, i've decided to create an opposite list.  here are 15 things i say way too often. but putting them in a list does not, in any way, mean i'm going to say them any less just because i made myself aware of it :)

1. that's absurd
2. UGH
3. i know, right?
4. ew dude
5. LOVE IT
6. i have to pee so bad i can taste it
7. really? (in a super sarcastic tone)
8. i just threw up in my mouth a little bit
9. no, seriously
10. whore or slut (used to express jealousy of a person, not to describe him/her)
    
11. whatev
12. you couldn't pay me money to do that
13. psh
14. DO IT
15. there's something wrong with you

i'm sure there are plenty more words or phrases i use way too often, but these are the ones i think come out the most. so there you have it. i need to learn to shut my mouth. especially with the pee comment, cuz it grosses people out.